Chelsea Handler, comedienne and E! Host, graces Playboy’s December 2009 cover. In the accompanying article she dishes out topics such as holiday cooking, inter-office hookups, and why she prefers keeping her holidays secular. Handler says, if you drink to the point that hooking up with a co-worker seems to be a good idea, try to at least do that somewhere that’s a bit less public, may a car or something. If you are about to make a mistake that tomorrow you’re going to regret, you might as well at least do it somewhere that’s classy.

Chelsea Handler’s father must be very proud of her. The December cover girl for Playboy got set up tonight to make her big revelation on The Jay Leno Show. She joked around with Leno that her Dad would love the news since he thinks that I am quite sexual.

One of the final bastions for American male media power, the television late night talk show, has truly been breached. A 34 year old foul mouthed, sassy blonde has been taking on some of the late night television stalwarts like David Letterman and Jay Leno, winning over viewers with a diet rich in celebrity gossip that has been marinated in aspic and Handler’s acerbic wit.

Do you think it’s safe saying Chelsea Handler, the comedienne, has hit the big time? Handler’s first two books “Are You There, Vodka” and “My Horizontal Life” still are on the best seller’s list of the New York Times. In addition to that, Chelsea is the host and executive producer for “Chelsea Lately,” an E! network talk show, and recently established a production company called Borderline Amazing Productions with partner Tom Burnelle.

Chelsea Handler, late night host for E! Entertainment, has landed a lucrative deal with Comcast Entertainment Group, the parent of E!. It will keep her with the cable company for three more years at least. It’s been said the deal is worth up to eight figures, meaning Handler will continue being the executive producer and host of her show “Chelsea Lately” at least through 2012.

Chelsea Handler is the master of stone faced sarcasm and dry wit. She will toss a humorous quip out, disguise it as the truth, then wait until you start laughing before
confessing to the joke. Chelsea doesn’t beg forgiveness or waver over her remarks. She doesn’t need to. Chelsea is able to segue through her comedic bits, confident and knowing who she is. She doesn’t particularly care whether you do or not.