Even if Kayne West behaves himself at the VMAs this year, Chelsea Handler wil still be able to provide the blogosphere with plenty of quotes for the next morning. Tonight Handler announced during her talk show on E! that she will be hosting the event on September 12. So why was she chosen by MTV as the host? Handler explains, this year has been a huge one for rap and hip hop. Everyone knows I have very closes ties with those communities- both sexually and musically. I am to hip hop and rap what Warren Buffet is for finance, less the sex.

Chelsea Handler has announced final shows for Honolulu, Pittsburgh, Newark, Toronto and Cleveland for her “Belvedere Vodka Presents Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang Tour,” which has been hugely successful. In addition to the extra dates, Chelsea Handler will be performing as well in various cities across the country, including two shows in Chicago, Nashville, San Antonio, Baltimore, New Orleans, Charlotte, two shows in Tampa, Milwaukee, two shows in Columbus, St. Louis, Anaheim and Indianapolis.

Chelsea said, I finished what was supposedly the national tour for “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang” but realized half of our country had been left out. I thought stopping now would be neglecting the rest of the country’s pharmacies.

“Belvedere Vodka Presents Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang,” the national comedy tour of Handler’s, was launched March 10, 2010, coinciding with “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang,” her third book, being released. It premiered in the No. 1 spot on the Bestsellers List of the New York Times. Since then Handler has performed in front of sold out audiences all across the country. She will be headlining over sixty performances in total.

Chicago, hide the vodka bottles and cover the kid’s ears. “Chelsea Lately” comedians are coming to Chicago. They are as hilarious and raunchy as ever. Brad Wollack, Natasha Leggero and John Caparulo, frequent guests on Chelsea’s show, will be performing on June 25th at Horseshoe Casino’s The Venue. Two pair of show tickets will be given away. To attend the performance you need to be at least 21 years old.

Guests will be able to see the three Chelsea Handler favorites performing stand-up comedy as well as see Chuy, Chelsea’s partner in crime. The Handler associated performers will incorporate self-deprecation, unabashed sex jokes and celebrity jabs to make the comedienne proud and even try to outshine her (the trio never hesitate taking jabs at their boss).

How to get attention from someone is something Chelsea Handler knows how to do well. Before she became a successful author and host of the late night show “Chelsea Lately” on E!, Handler appeared in a sex tape that was homemade. He claims it was a joke. RadarOnline.com obtained the explicit tape. It was made over ten years ago following Handler’s move to Los Angeles.

Sarah Palin, Shaun White, snowboarder and gold medalist, Lindsey Vonn, gold medalist and skier, along with Jamie Foxx are some of the big names not taking up the call from Team CoCo to boycott when Jay Leno returns to “The Night Show” on NBC beginning on March 1. Instead they will be some of the first guests for Jay when he returns triumphantly to late night television after being booted last year by NBC in favor of Conan O’Brien, who was on the show for seven months. NBC then pushed O’Brien from the 11:35 pm slot, causing Conan to walk.

It might be that Chelsea Handler is discovering why pleasure doesn’t mix too well with business. Gawker.com has reported that Handler has split up with Ted Harbert, her boyfriend of almost four years. Harbert is CEO and president of Comcast Entertainment, owner of E! network which airs “Chelsea Lately,” Handler’s show.

When you hear “festival of dumb asses” what about that doesn’t sound fun? That’s how Chelsea Handler referred to Jersey Shore before she actually sat down and got to know The Situation, Pauly D and Snooki, the charming and comfortable in their skin trio.

It isn’t really a huge surprise that comedian Chelsea Handler, who hosts The E! Show “Chelsea Lately,” has partnered with Belvedere Vodka. However the collaboration isn’t just about drinking. The latest tour for the author, “Are You There Vodka, It’s Me Chelsea,” will have Belvedere as its presenter.

E! will be airing gag reels in half hour segments from “Chelsea Lately,” the night talk show, beginning December 22 on three Tuesday evenings. The blooper show will be on the air at 10:30 p.m. right before “Chelsea Lately” comes on. It doesn’t look so far like any round table segment or interview gaffes are being pulled out.